handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
A little bit of Sherlock in my life,
A little bit of Doctor Who by my side.
A little bit of Supernatural is all I need,
A little bit of Avengers is what I see.
A little bit of Lord of The Rings in the sun,
A little bit of Merlin all night long.
A little bit of Harry Potter here I am,
A little bit of tumblr makes me your man!
I may be reblogging this for the rest of forever
when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to all the people who understand that it’s possible to be religious and still believe in science
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
i want to spoon someone and watch harry potter
Well. I’m not much for Harry Potter but maybe.